mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao